Alright from the very first title card it looks like the Tubi version (left) is substantially different from the archive.org version (right). anyone got any info on the various releases of this movie? #monsterdon
ya woof, the tubi version is like a million times clearer than the archive.org version. idk if that's some "AI upsampling" thing or if it is just a much better restoration #monsterdon
it looks like both of them are cropping the original in some way - in the tubi version, it's been cropped vertically to be 16:9, but the archive.org version is cropped horizontally and has vertical black bands around the edges. what in tarnation #monsterdon
look the movie is literally titled "wrestling women vs the aztec mummy" so you better believe we are going to get 25% of the runtime being literal wrestling women. this rocks #monsterdon
"now watch as i dominate this girl's will" is an incredible localization near-miss, that is just in the uncanny valley of "things that are syntactically and semantically valid but not things that would ever be said exactly like that" #monsterdon
the tall woman chopped the short guy into the room..? and then fought the people that were in the room? is anyone on anyone's side or what are they doing? #monsterdon
yes yes yes tee up another 10 minute long wrestling scene please please please. we are only 30 minutes in and there have already been like 40 movies #monsterdon
choosing to direct it with the voiceover from the mind controlling guy sometimes also being treated as her having said what he's saying by the people in the scene is that triple-layer dubbing where the voice actor might as well not matter anymore #Monsterdon
ok perfect. we are at the halfway point, another 10 minute long wrestling scene and we have the second half of the movie to get into some mummy shit. perfectly paced #monsterdon
on the other hand you can see how really big size mismatches can be a disadvantage where the shorter woman can just scramble out of all the holds. it's one of the reasons why wrestling without punching is an interesting sport #monsterdon
ok so hang on gang leader's plan was to just leave after the wrestling match? you're already doing crime just keep trying to steal the codex #monsterdon
everybody chill we're getting set up perfectly for arriving at the mummy in 10 minutes, doing all the mummy exposition in 5 minutes, which leaves 15 minutes for mummy wrestling #monsterdon
my call for mummy arrival was with 20 minutes remaining in the movie, so that's 1:08 or in about 5 minutes. just marking it bc we're almost there #Monsterdon
fuck i was 40 seconds off mummy arrival time: my prediction: T-20 minutes (1:08:28) actual arrival time: 1:09:08 mummy in frame: 1:09:50-ish #monsterdon
i love how they just like couldnt afford the set for a "base that is nearer to the pyramids" so they have to keep going back and forth to the fucking shared apartment #monsterdon
every time they go back there i am like WHY ARE WE BACK HERE and WHY are all the principal characters gathered here like they are just NPCs who ran out of instructions and went back to their spawnpoint #monsterdon
ahhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what the fuccccccckkkkekfakweojrgilesurehgiuhwfaihu WAS THAT #monsterdon
Also i want to say look how incredible @peertube is: we had i think max 8 peers on here at once, my server had to serve me exactly 1MB of 1GB, the rest i got from p2p. #p2p is so ridiculously overpowered it's broken sometimes. #monsterdon
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in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •For those of u just joining us pre-show #monsterdon - the archive.org version is really bad, and so if you want to see the tubi version without ads i've rehosted it on @monsterdon here: https://tube.me.jon-e.net/w/58a6uu9emiaCofNVgizTsf
and @ryan is hosting the Spanish audio version over here: https://miru.miyaku.media/
( i've started a list of alternative monsterdon sources here, so if you also regularly provide a stream, lmk and i'll add it to the list: https://wiki.neuromatch.social/Monsterdon#Alternative_Movie_Sources )
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in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •my prediction: T-20 minutes (1:08:28)
actual arrival time: 1:09:08
mummy in frame: 1:09:50-ish
#monsterdon
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in reply to jonny (good kind) • • •Wrestling Women vs. the Aztec Mummy (1964): a perfect 10 stars out of 5
"could be one of the best movies i have ever seen on monsterdon"
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